Sunday, September 19, 2010

Top Ten (Ponderings of a Warped Mind)



10. Swallow bleach.
9. Slit my wrists.
8. Cut my throat.
7. Jump off a building.
6. Play in traffic.
5. Sit on the train tracks.
4. Take a whole bottle of pills.
3. Overdose on insulin.
2. Buy a gun, shoot myself in the head.
1. Kill a bunch of assholes and let the cops shoot me.

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Songs I am Feeling Right Now (Yeah, I confess, I like Nicki Minaj)



Saturday, September 11, 2010

This is a REAL telephone conversation I just had!

So, I am on the phone with one of the dudes I chill with on a semi-regular basis. He and I get together once in a while, do the damn thing, and keep it moving. So, I call him, and ask him if he can help me out by assembling my new bed frame. He tells me to ask one of my "boy toys". I get quiet for a second, then start laughing. He asks me why I am laughing. So, I told him to think about what he just said, and maybe he would figure out WHY I was calling him!

Monday, September 6, 2010

Support this Business - Wet Ink Comics

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I would like to bring you attention to a business called Wet Ink Comics, deemed the "Home of Urbanese Art". Wet Ink has several projects in the works which are available on the website. Wet Ink produces several comic book series, and a project featuring graffiti art. The company also sponsors the "Kids Ink" project, which promotes early reading and art education in schools. Please check out Wet Ink and support it's efforts.

Friday, September 3, 2010

This is for my homie Capone... even though I know he can't see it right now!



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Stay strong homie, and take this opportunity to become the best man you can be!

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

I bet you think these songs are about you.... don't you?

When we first met, I NEVER thought that it would be more than a one time thing. But there was something special that I saw in you, and it wasn't too long before I fell head over heels in love with you. I thought I had been in love before, but I never imagined it could be so good between two people. All that has transpired between then does not matter, because I would love to be back in your arms in a heart beat. I do not care who I meet, you will always have my heart. Even if I meet and marry someone else, you will always be my boo.



When you left me, I thought I would die. I did not want to breath anymore. I wanted to curl up in a ball and disappear. I listened to this song hour after hour, day after day for months and months on end. I still feel like no one else can possibly make me as happy as you make me. You are still my best friend, and I am always here for you, if you need me, you know how to reach me. You bring sunshine into my day. If a day goes by and I do not hear your voice, it feels like it has been a day that I have not been truly alive.



Yes, I imagine us together some time in the future, walking down the aisle. And at our wedding reception, this is the song to which we would share our first dance. I cray when I hear this song and imagine you and I reuniting and being able to sing this song to you. Through all the years, all the trials and tribulations, you are still the one I love, I always have, and I always will.