This is a REAL telephone conversation I just had!

So, I am on the phone with one of the dudes I chill with on a semi-regular basis. He and I get together once in a while, do the damn thing, and keep it moving. So, I call him, and ask him if he can help me out by assembling my new bed frame. He tells me to ask one of my "boy toys". I get quiet for a second, then start laughing. He asks me why I am laughing. So, I told him to think about what he just said, and maybe he would figure out WHY I was calling him!